my nipple gets more action than i do XD [1st Rant]

Hmm... Hai :3

Yeah My first rant *gets corrected on pronounciation* Yeah, That.
Yeah Hmm.. Its the half term and I'm just hanging with Kodii.
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My Girlfriend.
My Lovely Little Girl Friend.
["I'm little??"-Kodii]
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Continuing.
I no longer like my nipples ["You Liked them?" -Kodii] for the fact they get more action than I do. Kodii is obsessed with them. ["excuse me?" -Kodii] Yeah the first rant *says it wrong* is gonna be random stuff about my nipple! Seeming as I only have one. XD ["Rant."-Kodii] SHUT UP!!! *hits head on wall* see? Thats your fault! [*grin*-Kodii]
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*KISS!!*
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Um.
I'm not exactly sure how I'm going to continue... so I'm going to give you the story, well, short story, version... OF MY LIFE! ["Ohh dear..." XD-Kodii]
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Hmpff -.-
I've had a fairly ordinary life...["Shu-up. LIES!"-Kodii]
Fine. I've had quite and exciting ["weird"-Kodii] life.
I'm 15.
Bleach blonde hair ["MY FAULT!"-Kodii]
Tall..ish... ["Lol! He shrank!"-Kodii]
..... Why are you stroking my nose..? ["its soft!:3"-Kodii]
Weird girl. I lobe her anyway.
Joe, Scott and Charlie say 'HI' :3
Yeah this may sound... 'emo'... but I suffer from Multiple personality syndrome, ADHD, liiiiiiittle OCD ["LIKE ME!"-Kodii] Schitzophenia, *thinks* DID suffer from clinical depression.... ["EMO;P"-Kodii] Fuck off. I also smoke ["SmokED!!!!!"-Kodii] drugs... Dunno why thats interesting coz you guys probably do too ;P You'd have to be high to read this anyway! Its about my nipple after all!!!! XD
Yeah you're gonna be thinking about that all night.
my NIPPLE!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIPPLEE!!!!
["Ehem..."-Kodii]
CHICKENS NIPPLE!
Ew...
["WTF!!"-Kodii]
Yeah I'm not sure what else to say so I might just leave it at that!

Oh P.S Joe, Scott and Charlie aren't friends of mine.
They're multiple personalities of mine

Love ya but gotta leave ya XD
xxxxxx
["OMG JUST FUCK OFF!" XD-Kodii]

OW GET OFF MY NIPPLE!!